Eight Charged with Pimping Out Berlusconi's Bunga Bunga Parties

Eight people have been charged in Italy for allegedly supplying tangerine sex machine PM Silvio Berlusconi and his associates with prostitutes for his legendary "bunga bunga" parties. Berlusconi has not been charged in this case. [BBC] » 9/16/11 8:20am 9/16/11 8:20am

This Guy Stuffed Almost a Kilo of Cocaine Down His Throat

Just imagine you're a 20-year-old guy wrapping up a Brazilian vacation, and you've got managed to fit close to a kilo of cocaine down your throat before heading to the airport. Oh, the raging parties you'll throw! And the money! And the ladies. But then you're kindly asked at the airport to submit to a medical scan.… » 9/16/11 6:00am 9/16/11 6:00am

Pat Robertson Says Alzheimer's Is Grounds for Divorce

Today in Some Crazy Person Asked Pat Robertson for Advice, we learn that the firebrand cleric doesn't merely dislike Alzheimer's — "I hate Alzheimer's," he says — but he thinks it's totally cool for you to divorce your spouse over it. A man wrote to Pat seeking advice for his friend, whose wife has Alzheimer's and… » 9/15/11 6:57am 9/15/11 6:57am

West Coast Heroin Now Comes With Free Botulism

Bad news for West Coast junkies (is there really any other kind of news for junkies?): Two cases of suspected botulism in Seattle have been blamed on tainted black tar heroin, in addition to four recently in Texas, according to the Los Angeles Times. It's especially bad because the only real way to find out your stash… » 9/15/11 5:37am 9/15/11 5:37am

Famous Penguin Ditches Surveillance, Goes Rogue

Remember that emperor penguin that somehow turned up on the shores of New Zealand after getting lost off the coast of Antarctica? Besides giving it the least original name of all time (Happy Feet? Seriously?), conservasionists set the penguin free on September 4, and were monitoring its progress with a satellite… » 9/13/11 8:25am 9/13/11 8:25am

Politicians Still Won't Let Us Eat Frankenfish

Just last year it seemed almost inevitable that genetically engineered Frankenfish would soon be readily available to American consumers. But some lawmakers, like Alaska Sen. Lisa Murkowski, are a little creeped out by the idea and are holding up FDA approval. Murkowski told the AP that the idea of eating Frankenfish… » 9/12/11 7:31am 9/12/11 7:31am

Study: Spongebob Squarepants Is Ruining Your Kid's Life

Gay, anti-Christian, global warming-peddling cartoon Spongebob Squarepants is under attack from old people again, and this time it's from scientists. In the newest edition of Pediatrics, researchers from the University of Virginia found that sticking the kids in front of Spongebob Squarepants so you don't have to… » 9/12/11 3:37am 9/12/11 3:37am

One Worker's Mistake Caused Southwest Blackout

The massive power blackout that caused some 5 million people in Arizona, California and Mexico to lose electricity was apparently triggered by one person in Arizona. An Arizona Public Service Company worker "remov[ed] a piece of monitoring equipment," which set off a chain reaction across the region, according to the… » 9/09/11 7:51am 9/09/11 7:51am

Lacoste Doesn't Appreciate Norwegian Terrorist's Free Advertising

Norwegian terrorist Anders Behring Breivik — a big fan of wetsuits, hazmat suits and Lacoste sweaters — has enraged iconic French fashion brand Lacoste by mentioning the company in his manifesto and wearing it repeatedly outside of jail. In fact, the unwanted attention is getting so bad that the company has written to… » 9/08/11 8:23am 9/08/11 8:23am

Allen West Is Worried That You'll Forget About 9/11

Noted Islamophobe Allen West must not own a television or a computer. Yesterday, West was stirring up one of 2010's dumbest controversies at an anti-Ground Zero Mosque meet-and-greet in DC, where he remarked, "We must never let events like Pearl Harbor or 9/11 go away. We must never forget the things that happened… » 9/08/11 6:47am 9/08/11 6:47am